commentary, minty fresh.

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~ part 3

i have a face. i just don't care to show it.

when i look at _______, i feel inadequate.

well i wish i could make them hot.

semi-environment friendly. hemp would be better, of course.

that could mean trouble. used any glow in the dark stuff lately?

i'm much more subdued.

im so crass. in fact i smooke gra- *cough*

~part 4

i shoulda poured my soup in his crotch. i never liked tomato anyway.

that resulted in some screentones but no directions after i downloaded them

Mr. Juliet?

ahhh, it's da butt face!

it was windy.

that is what i've been doing.

no vacation, basically.

yanking out shards, behind my curses.

my only pair of khakis are shorts that make me look glutious maximus.

then you haven't heard me talk to my male friends.

~part 5

in fact, don't say anything; my fist will talk for you.

no, i have imagination. just i usually forget by the time i wake up.

going to buy him a little action figure.

babies! and i wanted to eat it!

can i call you "Darth Agent Adams the GREAT and EVIL Pirate!!"?